Read it carefully. Im sure u ll not judge the climax...Mom: son, get up its time to go to Clg.Son: No ma. I dont want to go to Clg.Mom : Give me two reasons y u dont want to go to college.SON: One, all the students hate me. Two, all the staffs hate me.MOM: Oh! Thats not a reason. Come on, you have 2 go 2 college.SON: Give me two reasons y i should go 2 college?MOM: one,u r 52yrs old and Two,u r d principal of d college..! :-)
Nice but funny quotation:"Some ppljoin army Bcosthey r single & they love WAR".."Others join armyBcos they r married & they love PEACE!!"