Once upon a time,A legend loved sending msgs& fools enjoyed reading them...Now the legend is back& history continues..

Listen n silent are 2 words with same alphabets n are very imp for frndship bcoz only a true frnd can listen to u evn ven u r silent..gud mrng

Sardhar ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil.. Munnile naayaru : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam. Sardhar : Haans, break dance, chickenbiriyani...!

Happiness is like a radio station..! Broadcasting all d time...U just hve 2 learn hw 2 tune in & receive it properly..Stay tuned always..Gud ni8.

Whenever u want 2 know how rich u are dont count your currency... Drop a tear & see how many hands come 2 wipe thos tearsthats true richnes.

Do U knw y GOD created gap between fingers? so that some day the one who loves u truely, comes & fill those gaps by holding ur hand 4ever.

When you face choices, just toss a coin. Not coz it settles d question but while the coin is in d airyou ll know what your heart is hoping for

Forget the Harm that Anyone has Done to You.. Forget the Good that U have done to Others.. This is the Secret of Peaceful Life..Be Happy Always......:-)

Alwys Try 2 Snd Gud Msgs 2 anybody..BCoz after Ur 'Death' Ppl wil remembr 'U' by saying.."Aalu Vrithiketathayirunnengilum nalla Msgs ayakumayirunnu.."

Sardar n his frnd shoppil ulli vangan poyi.Frnd 2 salesmn: 1 litr ulli.Ithu kettu Srdr bayangara chiri.Frnd: entha?Srdr: potta,nammal kuppi eduthilla!

Beautiful pictures r devolpd frm negativs in dark room.So if any time u c darkness in ur life,it means God is developing a beautiful future 4 u.gdn8..

OT TnAW T2UL I+ THpinboop YA22mA3rb T33w2.... Confused. Read it in a mirror....

If timeSlips awayWitout a smsFrm meU dnt hav2 worryAbt ourRelationBcoz feelingsBeyond wordsWil alwaysKeep me R OA you U D N Good night.@

Teachr: Why r U Late?Tutu: I was obeyingRoad Sign!Teachr: What Sign?Tutu: SCHOOL AHEAD,GO SLOW!

A bed of clouds 4u 2 sleep on,Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp,Angels from heaven singing 4 u,May u sleep peacefully thru out d night with swt drms- gud ni8

sardar: Birds r more inteligent dan us in d case of maths.Teachr: Y?sardar: Aftr d proof of evry maths relatn, it is writn ' HENS PROVED'.

My msgs r jst Like 'Rain'1 day it ll 'Increase'1 day it ll 'Dcrease'May b 1 day it ll 'Disappear'bt nvr dies,Anytime it llcomeback.'jst rmbr dat'

What is Success ?"Success is when your signature becomes an Autograph..!"Gud Ni8..............Swt Drms..........

Sardar :"That cow has a lovely colour"Farmer :Ya, its a"JERSEY"Sardar : "Oh, realy? I thought it was its SKIN..."

HiSomtimes i 4get 2 say Hi,somtims i 4get 2 reply,smtims my msg doesnt reach u,bt it dsn't mean tht i 4get u.Im jst giving u d tim 2 mis me.

christianity begins were al ends as our lord proclaims victory over death&proves 2 al he is the lord our god.Easter is a promise God renews to us in each spring. May the promise of Easter fill your heart with peace and joy
easter wishes 2u&family

From home to home, heart to heart, from one place to another. Lets spread the joy and harmony of Easter. I, wish you Happy Easter...

sardar givs 'DictationTest' for d Studnts. Last bench studnts say dat "We r not able 2 hear." So sardar replied: "Ok, I'll write on the board.."

Nobel awards for agriculture announcedThe winner is U.. Kalimannil chedi mathramalla mudiyum valartham ennu theliyichathinu.."NEE ORU BAYANKARA SAMBAVAM TANNAYA"

Hearts can only luv 4 a while. Feets can only walk 4 a mile. But ä friend like u can b in heart 4 a life time '

Wen som1 says u r a dog..b COOL!Wen som1 says u r a pig..RELAX!But wen som1 says u r beautyful..Dont wait,Keri thallikkothamaashakum ille oru limit.

*JESUSCHRIST*Cam 4 USLIVD 4 US&Died 4 US.In ths"PASION WEEK"*I wish U**A Loveble PESAHA**SorrowfulGOOD FRIDAY *But a precious& graceful** EASTER ** have a nice day, gud mng

The single finger which wipes out tears during our failure is much better than the 10 fingers which come together to clap for our VICTORY.. Gdnt n swt drms

We Lift Those Who are Going Down.We Bring Them Closer Who are Going Apart.Neither We are Politicians,Nor Social WorkersWe Are BRA MANUFATURERS

Don't expect anything in life.Expectations hurt lots..When u don't expect, every moment is a surprise & every surprise brings happiness..good night.

When u R born there is a heavy rain,do u know why?B'coz the sky & stars R crying tolose a cute star.But i'm lucky tohave this cute star as my dear one

Smtimes ur existenc gives hope 2 one persn, Ur smile may be a pearl 4 sm1, Ur prsnc might be the desire of the 1 who lovs u d early...,................*SO VALUE URSLF*

Do not count what u have lost just see what you have now,becoz past never comes back but some times future can give u back ur lost things...Gudnit..:-)

.,*""*DIL*""*., * ME RHNE * "*. WALO.*" "**" KO .*""*.*""*. * DIL * "*. Se .* "*.*" DIWaLiMubarak!

Kadalasil Oppittezhuthiya Kadhayanu Pranayamenkil,HridhayathilChora Kondezhuthiya Mahakavyamanu SOUHRIDHAM..

LKG kutti phonil:Helo Ente Mon Innu Schoolil Varilla,Avanu PaniyanuTeacher: Idara Samsarikunat?Kutti:"ENTE ACHANAaa"

/"""!"""!"""!"""!"""!|~--#- - - -# - ! ! ""@"""""""""""@"""'Bus vangi. Adutha monday muthal odi thudangumDayavaayiEnte busilTHENDAN KERARUTH .

Different's of superstar MOHANLAL & MAMMOOTYmohanlal tirakadha nooki cinema cheyunnu mammooty cooling glass-um , jeensum nooki cenima cheyunnu

Hai, I got admission in Singapore..At Mountview Campus..i'll move from here..Njan oru scholarship exam ezhuthiyarnnu.Just nw i got d mail frm them.Visa 'll com by d end of July..I'll tel furthr dtails latr..pray 4 me..... . . Alla.. ingane oru msgayakkanamenu aagraham undenu Parayuvarunu..!!!

Dreams give rise to hope..Hope inspires efforts..Effort results in Success..So dreams are root of success..Let all ur dreams come tru

Sum people Msg U coz dey hav nothin to do..,Others Msg U so dat u'll Msg dem too,but me,I do bcoz Mesgng is m way of saying.."I REMEMBER U" Good Night

An american wife to her husband: "Oodivayo... Ente pillerum ningalude pillerum koodi nammude pillere thalli kollunne...."

sMsTAXI:Sir:TAJMAHAL panithathu aaranu?Kutty:Ariyila.Sir:SHAJAHAN.Kuty:Njan viswasikilla.Sir:Athentha?Kuty:SHAJAHAN panithathu MUMTHAZine alle?.gdngt da

Feel Good When Somebody Miss You,Feel Better When Somebody Loves You,But Feel Best When Somebody Never Forgets You..

Can u Close Ur Eyes For a Minute Plz.Thank YouDid You Feel How Dark it Was?YESThis is My Life Without U my dear Sweet friend. Advnc happy frndshp day

Lokathile Adhika viddikalum SMS Nokkunnath Thalla viralkonddaanu.........viral maattenda njan aarodum parayilla...

May d Divine Light of Diwali Spread into ur Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness & Good Health! HAPPY DEEPAVALI WISHES

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Kaalangal kadannu pokumbozhum mohangal poovaniyumbozhumaarum aareyum orkarilla..!Ennum orkanamennu parayunnilla but,ennennekumayi marakathirikkuka!

A day will Come wen de Whole World will Celebrteur Name,ur Fame,ur Thoughts,ur Ideas..Bt u hav to wait for 10 daysTill April 1Advncd Wishes...

"Alcohol may not be the answer to all questions."-Swami Vivekananda"But Alcohol helps U to forget all such Questions."-Swami Vijay Mallaya

St Patrics prayer=Christ be with me,Christ be within me,Christ go before me,Christ be in the eyes of everyone who sees me,Christ be in the ears of everyone who hears me,Christ be in the tongue of everyone who speak of me.Amen

IN THIS PASSION WEEK I WISH U A LOVABLE PESHAHA, SORROWFUL GOOD FRIDAY And A PRECIOUS & GRACEFUL **EASTER**

when things go wrong,when sadness fills ur heart, when tears fall in ur eyes, always remember one thing.....ellam avanavante kayyilirippu konda....

The smiling moon, The silent night, The cool breeze outside and all the shining stars are wishing YOU Just close YOUR eyes & GO to sleep .GD NIGHT&SWEET DREAMS

I like my EYES wen u look at it, i like my NAME wen u call it, i like my HEART wen u stay in it, i luv my LIFE wen frnd lik u is part of it my dear ..Gudn8

"True affectionate people never go out from our life easily..." "If it happens they wil comeback at right time without expectation....",gud n8

"True affectionate people never go out from our life easily..." "If it happens they wil comeback at right time without expectation....",gud n8

8 yr old son: dad wat is sex? Dad gets tensed bt xplains evrythng 2 him..Kid: bt dad hw do i write al that in this small box of school admission form?

I read smoking is bad, i stopped smoking!I read drinking is bad, i stopped drinking!I read friendship is bad, i stopped reading!!

'som people think that black color is sentimentaly bad.but they 4gt 2 know about every black board makes the student future bright.... Dr.Kalam

Days Pass, Nights Pass, Years Pass, Months Pass, Hours pass, Minutes & Seconds pass.But nammal matram onninum Passavunilla!Gd eve

In life v meet a lot of people, but get close wit only a few. In those few, some touch our lives in such a way tat their presence is felt in their absence too..Good Eveng

if 100% of the people love u, make sure i'm one of them,if 99% hate u make sure i'm the 1% which love u,if 100% hate u, make sure i'm dead. GUDNITE...

Mohanlalnte padam kanan ethiyaMohanlal: 'Oru balcony ticket'Ticketman:illa,Mohanlal: 'ennalOru 2ndclass'Tickt man: illa, 'Houseful Aanenna Santoshathil Mohanlal: 'ethra thirakanenkilum enik oru ticket venam, karanam njanado Ee padathile nayakan'Ticktman: 'aarayalumOralku mathramayi padam odikenda enna muthalali Paranjirikunnathu'

A door kncks twice. Insider asks:Who is der?Ans:Its me,'OPPORTUNITY'Insider:U R wrong. . .bcz OPPORTUNITY nvr knocks twice!Remembr disin ur life.gd nt.

I can see the tea in tea cup,Can u see the world in world cup?I can sing in any stage,Can u sing in coma stage?I can paste my passport size photo in Passport,Can u paste ur stamp size photo in stamp?I can send my address 2 ur mobile,Can u send ur mobile 2 my address?Thats d difference b/w u &me.

U MAY HAVE 5 REASONS FOR NOT MSGING ME1.No time2.No free msg3.No balance 4.Network problem 5.U dont hv enuf guts 2 disturb a LION!

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?..It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins!Good n8

I may hv 4gotn 2 say dat I care,I may hv faild 2 opn up & share, Bt though no wrds hv been spokn..!my promis of frndship wont b broken..

Sasi: Raghava aa kadayil entha oru bahalam?Raghavan: Aa kadayil ninnu 1000 rupakku enthu medichalum oru saari free enna parasyam kandu Tintumon 1000 rupakk chillara medichittu Saarivenamennu paranju bahalam vekkukaya.!!Tintumonoda Kali

'ALASATHA aanu manushyante shathru.!!'-Jawaharlal Nehru'Nammude shathrukkale nammal snehikkuka.!!!'-Gandhiji Alla.. nammal aaru paranjathu kelkanam

Short story.Don't confuse.Read carefuly. There r 2 frndsSee and Saw.One day see saw sea and saw didnt see sea. See saw sea and jumped in sea. Saw didnt see sea but jumped in sea.See saw saw in sea nd saw saw see in sea. See saw both saw sea and both saw and see werehapy 2 see sea.THE END.

A Lifestory of a Real HEROA Baby was Born.Sunshine in his EYES,tough as diamond.Angels blessed his from the heaven.All girls planned to marry him ..His Parents were very happy & Named him *~"SAJITH"~* WARNING:-Editing & copying of the story is strictly prohibited.

No formalitiesNo artificial wishesNo decorative wordsJust from the deepest of my soul HAPPY ONAM toU and ur family:

.*""*.*""* * HAPPY "*. "*. .*""*.*""*. * Onam * "*. .*" .*. In advance.

.*""*.*""* * HAPPY "*. "*. .*""*.*""*. * Onam * "*. .*" .*. In advance.

.*""*.*""* * HAPPY "*. "*. .*""*.*""*. * Onam * "*. .*" .*. In advance.

2010 ONAM OFFER! Ente phone Recharge cheyyu! nedoo,oru Adipoli Sammanam "Ennodopam Dinner." Athum NINGALUDE "VEETTIL....!!!" Vegamagate...

Thulasikathirinte nayirmalyavum, thumba poovinte kulirmayumeki veendumoru ponnonam "HAPPY ØÑÄM"in advance....

Met u as frnd, hd fun,shared secrets,teased u, missed u n here m stil thinkin of u.nvr let it end.Just wan u 2 knw dat really u r truly valued..

Diego: "That cow has a lovely colour."Farmer: Ya, its a "JERSEY."Diego: "Oh, realy? I thought it was its SKIN..."

Achanumay vazhakkitta Kalady Achante photo semitheriyil kondupoy thookki....ennittu athinte thazhe ezhuthi........."COMING SOON"

Achanumay vazhakkitta Kalady Achante photo semitheriyil kondupoy thookki....ennittu athinte thazhe ezhuthi........."COMING SOON"

IN THIS PASSION WEEK I WISH U A LOVABLE PESHAHA, SORROWFUL GOOD FRIDAY And A PRECIOUS & GRACEFUL **EASTER**

Full forms-WIFE= Worries Invited For Ever. LOVER= Loss Of Valuable Energy and RupeesFRIEND= First Relationship In Earth that Never Dies

Don't ever be angry on ur dearst.................Bcos upto the last moments of our life wat pain is not d words of enemies but d silence of ur dearest...

Sree RamanuSeetha !Sree krishnanuRadha !Sivanu Parvathi !NINAKKU.....??????PENNILLA ! ! BCOZ HANUMAN IS BACHLOR

Sree RamanuSeetha !Sree krishnanuRadha !Sivanu Parvathi !NINAKKU.....??????PENNILLA ! ! BCOZ HANUMAN IS BACHLOR

Snd tis 2ur frenz n c wat num u get..1=I like u2=I luv u3=U r funny 4=U r cool5=U r hot6=I hate u7=U r boring8=kill U9=Im looking 4a relationship with u10. U r cute11. I want u in my life12.no one can ever replace u.13. I miz u...

A cat was very sad bcoz he didn't have any girl friends1 day he saw a beautifull lady cat.he went & said 2 her"MEOW"...

These r some romantic countries in the world...H.O.L.L.A.N.D.- Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.I.T.A.L.Y.-I Trust And Love You.L.I.B.Y.A.-Love Is Beautiful; You Also.But my favorite, Is...F.R.A.N.C.E.-Friendship Remain And Never Come to an End. .You r my good friend

Kalady: Birds r more inteligent dan us in d case of maths.Teachr: Y?Kalady: Aftr d proof of evry maths relatn, it is writn ' HENS PROVED'.

Wifeinte samskaram(FUNERAL)kazhinju veetileku pogukayayirunu Diego .appol aakashath idiyum,minalum undai.oppamundayirunna friendinodu Diego :"aval avide ollege kumarimarude swapna nayakan-sreeman 'RENJITH' avarkal urangan pokunne.....dum dum dum. GOOD NIGHT. dum dum dum.

DOCTOR: Ningalude wifeinu operation vendivarum.atinu thalennu thanne 2kuppi blood venam.SARDAR:Thalennu thane veno doctor?Kayyinno kalinno pore???

ΞΞ It wasntΞΞΞΞΞΞ the ΞΞ nails that ΞΞ kept Jesus on the cross.. but His LOVE for U!.. "Happy EASTER".. GOD BLESS U.

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From home to home, heart to heart, from one place to another. Lets spread the joy and harmony of Easter. I, wish you Happy Easter...

From home to home, heart to heart, from one place to another. Lets spread the joy and harmony of Easter. I, wish you Happy Easter...

From home to home, heart to heart, from one place to another. Lets spread the joy and harmony of Easter. I, wish you Happy Easter...

IN THIS PASSION WEEK I WISH U A LOVABLE PESHAHA, SORROWFUL GOOD FRIDAY And A PRECIOUS & GRACEFUL **EASTER**

IN THIS PASSION WEEK I WISH U A LOVABLE PESHAHA, SORROWFUL GOOD FRIDAY And A PRECIOUS & GRACEFUL **EASTER**

|"""| |"""|| |,/\,| ISH YOU|_____/\____|A D V A N C E |"""|__|"""|| APPY|__|"""|___| EASTER

Kalady:wiL u marry me?Girl: sorry i'mLesbian.kalady:wat s Lesbian?Girl: I Like to sleep with girLs.Kalady: Kodu kai.., I am also Lesbian.:-)

Wifeinte samskaram(FUNERAL)kazhinju veetileku pogukayayirunu Diego .appol aakashath idiyum,minalum undai.oppamundayirunna friendinodu Diego :"aval avide ollege kumarimarude swapna nayakan-sreeman 'RENJITH' avarkal urangan pokunne.....dum dum dum. GOOD NIGHT. dum dum dum.

DOCTOR: Ningalude wifeinu operation vendivarum.atinu thalennu thanne 2kuppi blood venam.SARDAR:Thalennu thane veno doctor?Kayyinno kalinno pore???

"Ella Daivangalude Veetilum Current Poyi, Pakshea "Brahmavinte" Veetil Mathram Poyilla..... Enthukondu ??"Pullikaran 3 Face Alley"...Gdngt

Cow , cell , ya , super aa , ja , ram aa , poor ,wa , sun , dya , pra wart , tha , the...Confused ?Remake of Suprabhatham in English

When it rains all d birds occupy shelter.But eagle alone avoids d rain by flying above d cloud. Problem is common 2 all but attitude make d diffrence.Gud nt

2 Sardars Watching CricketDhoni Hit A SIXSar1:Are Wah Wat a Goal..!Sar2:Saale Thats Not Goal..Goal is in Cricket..!

"Pack My Box With Five dozen liquor jugs" Not a joke! watch closely.. This sentence has all 26 alphebets of english.This is called PANOGRAM.

Diego: All over my body where ever i press wit my finger i hv pain.Doctor suggested Diego 2 take whole body scan. Result of scan found.Finger fracture.

Night hascome andthe moon too...The sun has gone leaving the skyfull of stars .... Close urBeautiful eyes,a sweet dreamis waitng 4u.....GOOD NIGHT...

Diego roadil chaanakam kandu,..samshayam theerkkaan alpam kayyileduthu manatu noki..."chaanakam thanne, bhaagyam! chavittiyilla"!!!

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society: what do You have ? Sweeper: I have the job

Hello..Onnumilla, veruthe ayachatha.. ningalokke angu kombathe aalkaralle Nammadeyoke SMS vayikumo ennariyande.?Ini poi kombathirunno..Vaalu sukshichone.

A raindrop may look too small but somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall. This sms seems too small but a sending heart remembers U a lot... Good evng..

Teachr:Kutti Padikkunilla.sardar:Adiyude Kurava.Teachr:Maths-2MrkEng-4Mal-5..Total-50sardr:Aha,Totalinu nalla mark undello,tutionu polum pokatha subjecta!

Diego's son:armyilulla ente achan orikal pakistankarante kalu vettikkondu vannusons friend:appol thalayo?Diego's son:athu nerathe aro vettikondu poyaruinnu kaalilkuthi kerrulle..?

1980 girls:Amme njan Jeans itote?Amma:venda mole,natukar endengilm paraym? 2009grls:Amme,njan Mini skirt itote?Amma: ponnu mole,ne athengilum onnu itondu po.

Sardar aduth kidakunna sayippinod r u relaxing?Sayip:yesSar: 'valiyeda ummare'' thanivide veyilum kondu kidanno avarellam thanne thirakki nadakua!.!!

Beachil kidakkunna sardarjiyod1american sayip: ar u relaxing?Sardarjì: no iam singing. next american:r u relaxing?Sar:no i am sing.Deshyam vanna

Life laughs at u when u r unhappy. Life smiles at u when u r happy. But life salutes u when u make others happy.So be HAPPY and make other too HAPPY

A Great friendship is based on two main things:First...To find out the similarities,and the second...To respect the differences.. ..

Enter code to kiss SANIYA's"LIPS,**********Wrong codeYou have kissedC K JANU's kundi,Wash ur MOUTH & try Again!!!

Name: APPU ....
....hobbies: playing with tigers,swimming in Tsunami,Skating in volcano,catching bullets when someone shoots,Running against flying plane,playing wit lightning...B proud 2 hav dis LEGEND as ur brother.

(WARNING: Editing or forwarding this message is legally prohibited.),!

Dis ws pasd 2 me.Let's c f it s true. Angels xist bt smetyms, sinc dey al dnt hav wings,v cal dem frnds. Pas dis 2 ur FRNDS. Smethng gud wil hapen 2 u 2dy smethng u hav been waitng 2 hear. Dis is nt a joke.Sme1 wil cal u by fone or wil speak 2 u abt somthng dat u wer waitng 2 hear. Dnt break dis pryr.Snd it 2 minim f 5 ppl

QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQQ QQ QQ Q Q Q QQ QQ QQ QQQOh..oru Good Night parayan ethra neram Q nilkkanam, Gd nt.. St drms :-)

Morning Breeze,Morning coolness,Rising sun,Humming birds,Melting dew,Wishing a very"GLORIOUS MORNING" HAVE A NICE DAY.

GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOODOOD GOOOOD GOOOD GOOD NIGHT NIGGHT NIGHGHT NIGHTIGIT NIGHTNIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT

Fix ur target&find d best route 2 go fast.Dnt alow othrs in ur path.chase thos b4 u.If u do these u'l becom d bestAUTO DRIVERpee pee.gudmrng

prayer...Daivame, Ellavarkum nallath varuthneEnikku onnum venda, Ente ammakku oru nalla, sundariyaya marumagale kodukkane.Gud nyt n swt dreams

May GOD bless you on this auspicious day of VISHU, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness.Wish u a "HAPPY VISHU"

Stars are switched ON. Sun is switched OFF. Black sky is ON & Blue sky went OUT. So a Beautiful Nite is waiting for YOU. Have a nice SLEEP.gd n8t

"DRINKS:"D-elicious aftr 1 Peg.R-omantic aftr 2 peg.I-nterested aftr 3 peg.N-aughty aftr 4 peg.K-ing aftr 5 peg.S-nake aftr 6 peg...

I think ur beautiful eyes r tired looking at dis world,let ur eyelashes hug each other 4 a few hours..Happy journey 2 d world of dreams..Gudnyt... :-)

"Chetta 1 sms ayakkate""venda""wishes vayikkan""venda""frndsinu forwrd cheyyan" "venda" "chirichu rasikkan" "edo thannodalle paranje vendennu""ddo allel kurachu sms ayakk.. chirikkam""thannodu100 vattam chodichathalle sms venonnu. sms ennalle chodichath, aksharam mariyittonnumillallo...Enikkepozhum ingane chodikan pattilla njane BSNL prepaida""Entha prasnam""alla TATA, njan ee DOCOmo'nod 1000 vattam sms venonn chodichu appo avante ammede...""sh.....""Alla avanta ammede kadenna njan connection eduthath, ennitta avan ennod ingane perumarunath""chetta oru sms" "thottapuratha phonil ninne adukada

Pranayam oru mazhayanu. Akale peyyumbol kothiyakum. Arikil peyyumbol kulirakum.Melle nanayumbol anubhoothiyakum.Nananju kuthirnnal veruppakum. Appol ariyathe paranjupokum "EE MAZHAYONNU THONNENKIL"

Hridayangal keezhadakunna souhrudhangal ennum suganthamulla pushpam poleyanu'.athu orikalum vadilla,orikalum kozhiyarumillaGud n8 my dear friend-

Testing UrBLOOD!Pls wait..III33%IIIII66%IIIIIIIII100% Complete!Result: "HIV"H: Honey I: In V: VeinsThats why U areso sweet.

Ur Very special 4 meSo i want 2 gift u N73NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNenni noku 73 N kannum! Nale N95.

No balance pls call me urgentSender:Osama Binladen.+9616000000Pass this sms to your friends and see how many fools did not read it fully.

Srdar went 2 forest with his frnd.Appol oru puli vannu. Frnd puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.Frnd:odikko.Srdr:njanenthinu odanam? Nee alle mannu vari ittathu!

Sardar: Conductor bell adikku,enik evide eranganamCon'tor:Stop illadhe bell adichal driver cheetha parayumSrdr:1kunju bell adi,driver kelkanda.. >>>>>>>>

What is the diference between RADIO & AHANKARAM?Radio paadum. . . . Pakshe. . . ,Ahankaram paadilla mone..! Padilla...! Oru kaalathum paadilla.

D hardest part of missing frnds isn't ther absence,bt its whn u think of all the gud times u hve shared n u ask urslf 'wl those moments evr happen again'?

"The feeling of affection starts from eyes.......,...If u try 2 close ur eyes ;Affection turns into a drop of tear&Remains in your heart forever !

Some relations never demand personal presence,Its the confidence in d relation which makes u aware that whn needed d person wl always b wth u...

Pain of missing frnds is realized wen v r alone watching a gang of frnds enjoyng in frnt of us n we remembring the past,as we spent wth our frndz...........

*Find arms dt wl hold u at ur weakst* *Eyes dt wl c u at ur ugliest* *Heart dt wl lv u at ur worst* *If u hv found it U hv found luv...*

A relation isn't how long u been 2gthr, not hw much u give or take, not how many times u talk 2 each othr.......................Its all abt hw u value 1 anothr

URveryspecialformesoushldalwaystakecareofurselfmydeari can't bwithualltimesoplzbcareful weneveru jump frmTREE TO TREE..!Gudn8

face.uronsmilelitleagettotrickMyonlywasthisbutmewithangrygetwillyoumsgthisreadingafterHai. (Now read reverse)

LKG last bench rowdies:Guy1: aliya njan upsetadaGuy2: y,any problem in house?1: No,innale njan SLATE vangan Big Bazaril poyi,avide oru onnara vayasula oru figurine kandada aval ammaude tholirune anae noki chirichada, petane aval poyada , i am so upset, randu divasamayi njan cerlac polum kazhichit , avale anike enium kananam..

Qstn?1-Ur a nice person2-Line one is true3-Line 2 is false if line 1 is true.4-Both 2 & 3 are trueAnswr me which line s TRUE or FALSE

Frndshp isn't those cards, gifts&frwd msgs.....................Its whn u hold each others hands while crossing the road.....................!whn ur heart regains a beat aftr searching 4 him/her in a crowd.................!whn just 1 look assures u that he/she won't leave u...............!whn u speak 4 hrs 4 no reason............,,...whn u pray secretly that ur frnd should succeed in everything.........!"FRNDSHP" is in evry small things we do......Gd nt

Nilavilakinte Parishudhiyum, Tumbapoovinte Nairmalyavumai, Varunna Ponnin Chinga Masathile Ponnonatte Varavelkan Niranja Snehathode Ende ONAM Ashamsagal

Achan:Innale neekudichu bodhamketu veenallodaMon:Enthu parayana,achaEllam cheetha kootuketu karanama.6 beerum, 6 frndsum.Athil 5perum kudikilennuvechaal!!

Athaazha pattinikarundo?Athaazha pattinikarundo?Athaazha pattinikarundo.?Unde..Unde..AaUndaver varenda.!kidannurangiko.

Sasi shappil ninnu rathri nadannu varunnu. Pettannu idi minni. Fit aya sasi thennii veenu, ennitu vilichu paranju:"Thalliyittathum pora photo edukunoda panni...!?

Man: ikka, kazhikan enthundu??Ikka: mutta baji, mutta vada, muttapufs, omlate.?Man: muttakond undakiya veronnum ille??Ikka: undu, onnu LKG,lum mateth 6thpakk chillara medichittu Saarivenamennu paranju bahalam vekkukaya.!!Tintumonoda Kali

Appan:-"Mone ninne palilalachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu". Tuttumon:"Chathichalo appa Ente mone palilachanakkamennu njanum nercha nernnirikkuvmon Rocks

Sep:17 muthal ninte samayam thanne mone---! Iam the first person wishing you happy "kanni maasam"

ititu veezhunna mazha thullikalkidayil, e thanutha kulirkatil, e puthu pulariyile manju thullikalkidayilAlakiyittaDress unangunnillaa.. Ninteyo??

Snehathil nee simham.Arivil nee aana. Azhakil nee muyal. Achadakathil nee pucha. Padikan nee puli.Motthathil nee....,"manushya janmame alla".: Gudevening...@

4 years - we have done with 55 university regular exams, 99 series tests and 22 lab exams + suppli's and improvements. With tomorrow's exam our last and iju:- "Enna pinne balalsangathinum koodi enne arrest cheyy"Police: Athenthina?Baiju: Athinulla sadhanangalum ente kaivasam undallo..

Tintumon medical shopil.Tintumon: ivide ella marnnum kittumo? STAFF:ella marunnum kittum.Tintumon: ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa.

ISRO Chandranil vellam kandethy...Ini oru FULLUM kurachu Acharumayi chandranilekku pokaam.......Jai ISROGd Mrng :-)

Girl: pashuvinu naalum ennikkku randum ulla sadhanam enthu ?Baijumon : Legs.Girl: ninte pantsil ullathum ente pantsil illathathumaya saadhanam enthanu ?Baijumon : cashGirl: aalukal pakalu cheyyathe rathri kattilil kidannu kondu cheyyunnathu enthanu ?Baijumon : UrakkamGirl: oru penkutty vedana kondu karayunnathu aadyamayi enthu cheyumpol aanu ?Baijumon : kaathu kuthumpol.Advice:-Ningalum Baijumone pole nallathu mathrame chinthikavoo.....!

Unni kutan idhuvare avante chandhi kanditilla.orikal teacher avante chandhike adichu.veetil poyi kannadiyil noki paranju nayinte mol adichu 2 kashnamaki..

Sam-10 KaalathuThy-10 VechaalAa-10 KaalathuKa-10 ThinnaamAllenkil..Oom-10the Ullu.

Unniyarcha kulikan vecha vellathil chanthi mukiyavan chandhu. Pollilla makkalae pollilla chandhuvinde chanthi pollilla karanam chandhuvinu Waterproof shadiyundu.

"Kaalangal kazhiyumbol mohangal poovaniyumbol aarum aareyum manapurvam orkilla.. ...But orikal thirinju nokumbol thonum avareyoke tirichu kitiyirunnenkil

Thiri mezhukinodu chodhichu:njan eriyumbol nee urukunathendinanu?mezhuk:nee ente hridayatilanu.ninak ullurukiyal enik kaneer varum.dat's real LØV.Gud 98's..

'kaathiripinte aaa sugham, kaanaathirikumpozhulla vedhana, kandittum mindaathea pokumbozhulla nombaram, Athaanu "REAL PART OF LOVE" melody n8 &chocolate drms

'ALASATHA aanu manushyante shathru.!!'-Jawaharlal Nehru'Nammude shathrukkale nammal snehikkuka.!!!'-Gandhiji Alla.. nammal aaru paranjathu kelkanam

Pakal ninte mukathu nokki parayan pattatha oru karyam ippol parayukayanu onnum thonnaruth"GOOD NIGHT"

ArinjoAMERICA yil Oruthan"GANAPATHI"ude PHOTO katti, SAYIPPAN Marude Kayyil NinnumMAKANTE MOOKKINTE OPERATION ulla CASH PiricheduthuPROUD 2 B A MALAYALEE.

Qstn: Oru bucket vellathinu 10 kg bharam.oraal athil entho ittu,bucket nte bhaaravum kuranju..ayal entha ittath?Guess??????? "oru..Dwaaram"ha haGood Mrng

Sardhar ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil.. Munnile naayaru : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam. Sardhar : Haans, break dance, chickenbiriyani...!

"PARIPAADI" secondukal kondu nadakkumbol,enthinu night-inu cash kodukkanam.?Kunnumell Shantha.Ippo second-inu maathram paisa..!! U go n enjoy..

Bus Conductor: Entha eppozhum Door'inte aduth nilkunne? ninte achan watchman aano?Student: Entha eppozhum chillara chodikkunne? Achan pichakkaran aano,

FLASH NEWS: 'Panni pani' karanam "MATHA AMRTHANATHA MAYI" kettipidichulla "umma" nirthi. Pakaram "FLYING KISS" maathram..bhaktha janangal sahakarikkuka.

Pranaya raagavum, jeeva thaalavum,pranayaaksharangalil inachernnu kaavyaveechikal srishtticha aa varikal ippozhum orkkunille... Sneha manthra dhwanikal...Pranaya surabhila raavukalude ormakal puthukkaan, orikkal koodi namukku athu ettu paadam...Get redy...1...2...3... Athala pithala thavalaachi...chukkumarikkana choolappu...mariyam vannu vilakoothi...foo foo foo..

Jeevitham vedanayum dukhangalum niranjathanu. pakshe thalararuthu.veezhumbol ezhunettu nilkanam. ennittu dhairyamai parayanam.."BHAGYAMAARUM KANDILLA"

Urumb aanayodu:"chetta oru nikkar kadam tharamo?" Aana:ninak athu paakam akumo?Urumb:enikidaanalla, makalude kalyanathinu panthalidana!!

VaadathaPookalilla, Kozhiyatha Elakalilla,Marikatha Manushyarilla,pakshe Nashikkatha Onnund"That's "LOVE"&¤¤d n8 ..$w€€t dr€@M$..

Sometimes we put walls around our heart, not just to be safe from getting hurt, but to find out who cares enough to break the walls n get closer...gudngt da

Snehathil nee simham.Arivil nee aana. Azhakil nee muyal. Achadakathil nee pucha. Padikan nee puli.Motthathil nee....,"manushya janmame alla".: Gudnight...

I think ur beautiful eyes r tired looking at dis world,let ur eyelashes hug each other 4 a few hours..Happy journey 2 d world of dreams..Gudnyt... :-)

My messages are not for time pass. They silently say that I'm thinking of you right now and also Making you to think of Me for a moment..tak car..

laugh abt ur mistake,bt learn frm them.Joke over ur troubles Bt,gather strength frm them.Hav fun with ur difficulties Bt,over come them.That's d way 2 live LIFEgood evening.;-)

Wife: Chetta, ellaarum chodhikkunnu"vishesham" onnum ayillennu...Husb: Ennittu nee enthu paranju...?Wife: "VAAZHA" Kulachaalalle pazham undagoo...!!!

Read it carefully. Im sure u ll not judge the climax...Mom: son, get up its time to go to Clg.Son: No ma. I dont want to go to Clg.Mom : Give me two reasons y u dont want to go to college.SON: One, all the students hate me. Two, all the staffs hate me.MOM: Oh! Thats not a reason. Come on, you have 2 go 2 college.SON: Give me two reasons y i should go 2 college?MOM: one,u r 52yrs old and Two,u r d principal of d college..! :-)
Nice but funny quotation:"Some ppljoin army Bcosthey r single & they love WAR".."Others join armyBcos they r married & they love PEACE!!"

"Pure heart is the greatest treasure in theworld, don't believe the smiling face, ,but belive the smiling heart". . .!Good morninghave a nice day

Once a Ladies hostel caught fire ..... It took 1hour to bring the fire under control and another 3hours to bring the firemen under control

R U Free Now?If Yes Try this.! Its fun! Take ur mobile select vibrate mode & put in water & call from landline Ur mobile wil start swiming.! its a jolly game

Forest school attendance edukkal. Tiger..... Sir ,Elephant ......sir,Monkey...... Monkey...... Monkey..... vaayichirikathe attendance parayada

Repeat these words in front of a temple for 30 days and you will become rich ..... Try it . It really works. 'Amme vallathu tharane'

Inteligent sardar !Sardr: E pazhathin ethraya?Man: Rs.1Sardr: 60paisakk tharumo?Man: 60ps ku tholimatram kitum.Sardr: inna 40paisa,pazham matram mathi..

Enthokke aayirunnu...Kottayam sammelanam.., polit beuro.AKG centre. madyama syndicate.olakede mooduEnnittenthayi "Pinarayi " *savamayi*

"Fallen flowers cant climb back" So dont think about the past.. Love the present. Live for the future with a Beautiful & Sweet Smile.........gud nit

Love v/s exam:Love: Lots of thoughts in mind, but no guts to express.Exam: Lots of guts to express, but no thoughts in mind....Gud eveng;-)

FRIENDSHIP SMS,

Friendship is a soft feelings of heart,but its very hard to feel,and when it feels,its too hard to drop. B'cos true friendship happens once in life.:->gud ngt

MALAYALAM JOKES,

Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomadation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomadation ennal Enthanartham?Sardar: "Bhakshanam Thamasikkum"

Dont expect anything in life,expectations hurts alot... When you dont expect, every moment is a surprise & every surprise brings happinness.. Gud nite.. Swt dms

Dont expect anything in life,expectations hurts alot... When you dont expect, every moment is a surprise & every surprise brings happinness.. Gud nite.. Swt dms

Always ask from God what u deserve n not what u desire ....coz Ur desire may be few but you deserve a lot.. Gud nite:-):-)

oru "beauty parler"-nu munnilulla parasyam"IVIDE NINNU PURATH POKUNNA PENKUTIKALELAINADIKARUTHkaranam oru pakshe athu ningaludeMUTHASHIaakaam"

When does god get angry? Answer: when a girl gets pregnant before marriage and her mother says chathichallo eeshwaraaa

Harikutanu 21 vayasu.. Veetile velakkari pregnant ayappol harikutanu ethire case koduthu.. !! Kodathiyil Harikutante Lady Advocate avante "SUNA" yil pidichu kondu: "your owner, ithrayum cheriya oru SUNA kondu engineya oru 21 vayasukaran ivare garbiniyakkum?harikutan vakkeelinte cheviyil : "vakkeeley, pidi vidu... allel, case nammalu tholkkum....!!""

Boy:Njan ninte veetil poyirunu, Eniku thonunilla nammude vivaham nadakumenu!Girl:Ente Achane kandiruno?Boy: Ella,ninte Aniyathiye kandu..B E A U T I F U L !

Hoping an angel sits next 2 u 2nyt & covers u wit a gentle wing, so dat u sleep wrapped in Gods Grace, protected, loved & peaceful. Have a relaxing night..

Make 10 Friends, Laugh with 9, Meet 8, Talk to 7, Celebrate with 6, share with 5, Trust 4, Cry with 3, Take help of 2 but Don't Forget 1 That's ME.! ..

FriendShip is a Long Journey,Kurachu Nee Nadaku Kurachu Njan Nadakam. Baki Auto Vilikam,Kashu Nee Kodukanam...

GOD has power to shake mountains but our prayer has power to move GOD's Heart itself,Shake GOD's heart.Let GOD be with u 4ever..Best of luck for 2morrow,s exam..Good ni8.. Sweet dreams..

ATTENTION PLEASE! Train No:000 frm "PEACEFUL NITE 2 CHEERFUL MRNG" "SWEETDREAMS EXPRESS" is ready on ur "HAPPY BED" platform. wish u a DREAMFUL sleep,Gud ni8

SARATH: i am very clever. i went alone 2 honeymoon & saved half money. SHINTO : u r nothing.i saved all my money.my friend was going & i sent my wife with him..

Thanipol vicharikkunundakum,moorkhan pambinannalo eswara njan msg ayachathanu.... Atheda murkhan pambinu thanneya ne msg ayachathu.. Ethaperk thaan misscal adichitudado.... Athenteyonnumpapam anubhavikkathe ninte sim cut akulada... Njan angotu msg ayakkan thudangiyalundalo.....than avide kidanu iksha, inja, jaja, gaga, mama vaayikkum...athu kanan njan ente swandam mobilum kondu varum... Njan ente, swandam mobilum kondu varum... Nee poda ma.....ma...allenki athu venda.Mathangathalaya..... Dhairyamundnkil engotu vilikada

Wife: Appurathe veetile Ramante molkku Mathsinu 99 mark kitti..Husband: Sho..! baaki 1 mark evide poyi?Wife: Ath nammude mon kondu vannittund

Lady:helo! Police station? A man has entered into my house nd he"s raping me nnoww. Caan yoouu aaahh.. ahhreestt himmm... toommmorroww.

EXAM Maati vechu.Parasala L.P schoolil naale nadathanirunna pareekshakal 'Tuttu' monu pani ayathu kondu maati vechathayi sunanda teacher ariyichu.

Girl asked dog "how can u deliver so many puppies, that too in so many different colours?" Dog says "try walking naked on road then u will know"

On the shore of life al gud relations r like waves,they come &go,but they touch in such a way tat a feeling of closeness remains 4ever..Gud night

M asterO fH it filmsA dmired by N atural talentL ots of moviesA ction thrillers and L akhs of fans....Thats called MOHANLAL.... Nammuda Sonthum Lalettan.......Gd mrng...

Fallen flowers cant climb back" So dont think about the past.. Love the present. Live for the future with a Beautiful & Sweet Smile.........gud nit

Tintumon: Father, there is a small PTA meeting @ school 2mrwFather: Wat do u mean by "a 'small' PTA meeting"?Tintumon: Ya, juz u , me & d principal.

Shut down ur eyes!Log on some memories!Download some dreams!Save some joy!Delete all Ur sorrows!Have a nice sleep!Gudn8 &swtdrmz

A LOVER says:"if anything happens 2 U,I will not be alive.."butA FRIEND says: "Nothing will happen 2 U till I am alive" "Always be with me as my good friend".Have a nice sleep

Do U Know Relation Betwin 2 EYES?They Blink 2gathrMove 2gathrCry 2gathrC Things 2gethr &Sleep 2gathrBUT STIL NEVER SEE EACH OTHER ."That is the real relation".Very gd mng my dear frnd.

Under d sky so blue,i met sumone so true,nw d world seems sumthn new!Sumone very spl among a few,im realy glad dat GOD gifted me a swt friend lik u.Gud night

Dreams r the best part of the life.....If u miss sleep,...U miss the best part of lif,...,so its already late..go to bed catch ur dreams .*GutNite,SwtDms*

Life is like a vehicle. Husband and wife r 2 tyres of the vehicle. If 1 goes puncture, the vehicle will not move. So the brilliant people always keep a stepiny.

FRIENDSHIP is not just a feeling but a passion . We cannot predict when it gets start and when it grew deeper in to the abysmals of heart Now I realize that its grown so deeper and you are so near to my heart. the wish you keep inside your heart is turned to be my great wish now. Let up pray our god to don't separate us.........gd mrng my dear friend

GOOD NIGHT SMS

Knock on my heart & the door will be opened for cute friend.. But this doesnt apply to U ! So U dont knock anymore . .Coz U r already inside it.. Gdnt N swt drms

((())) = ! =Eee flower nammude friendshippinte adayalamayi vachollu. pls..'pls.... idhu vaadathe irikan mobile vellathil ittu veykkane...

ENGLISH JOKES

Diego went to Ernakulam in a bus then conductor came and asked ticket to travellers A girl said Oru Padma A boy said Oru Menaka Then conductor ask ticket to Diego then he said :"ORU DIEGO"

Frnds r like sketch pens- they color our lives.I may not be ur favourite color, but u will need me somewhere 2 complete ur picture!..GDMNG

We Have Known Each Other By Chance . Became Friends By Choice Still Friends By Decision And When We Say FRIENDS FOREVER thats definitely a life time PROMISE . Very gd mng

FRIENDSHIP is not just a feeling but a passion . We cannot predict when it gets start and when it grew deeper in to the abysmals of heart Now I realize that its grown so deeper and you are so near to my heart. the wish you keep inside your heart is turned to be my great wish now. Let up pray our god to don't separate us.........gd mrng my dear friend

FRIENDSHIP SMS

Gööd Frìènds CÄRE 4 èachOthèr..CLÖSE Frìènds UNDERSTÄND èach öthèr..n TRUE Frìènds STÄY 4èvèrbèyönd wörds,bèyönd tìme n béyönd dìstäncè.Gud mrng,hve a nce dy

FRIENDSHIP SMS

Gööd Frìènds CÄRE 4 èachOthèr..CLÖSE Frìènds UNDERSTÄND èach öthèr..n TRUE Frìènds STÄY 4èvèrbèyönd wörds,bèyönd tìme n béyönd dìstäncè.Gud mrng,hve a nce dy

5 Lovable words, "I am alone with U"4 special words,"I Care 4 U"3 Beutiful words,"I Miss U"2 Super words,"Dear friend"1 important word,"You"Gdmrng

Never think in deep about past, it brings tears. Don't think more about future, it brings fear. Live this moment with a smile it brings "CHEERS". Good mrng...

Wen u mis sum1,The persn is defintly spcial to u.....? But my intention is- "If the prsn is so special, why to mis them,Jst keep in touch".Gud Mng:->

Faith makes everythig possible,hope makes everything beautiful.may u have all these as u begin each day.gud morning.

"Pure heart is the greatest treasure in theworld, don't believe the smiling face, ,but belive the smiling heart". . .!Good morninghave a nice day

Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u,Hot coffee waiting to taste ur lip,Sun,birds,cool air,all r waiting at ur window.Get up my dearGOOD MORNING

Life Means Missing one and Facing Unexpected one.when U r near, No One Remembers U...but...When U r far No One Forgets U,That's Life..Gud mrng.

Everyone wants happiness.No one needs pain. But it's not possible to get a rainbow without a little rain!!! Accept it and stay happy...
Gd mng

When u get a better frnd than me,jst go with them.I wont stop u.Bt when they leaves u alone,dont worry.Just turn &see i wil b th'r 4 u dear frnd always..gdmng

MORNING SMS

U didn't gv atleast 1 ms cl.tht's why i didn't send any msg in all these days.ystrday i slept whn u send msg.thts why im replyng nw.hop u r doing good.gd mrng....

MORNING SMS

Most of us think dat CLOSE & OPEN r opposite 2 each other.Only very few know dat d one with whom v r very CLOSE is d one wth whom v r very OPEN...... gudmorning

MORNING SMS

Decent.Obedient.Neatful.Kindful.Excellent.Young.Thats meNot you.Dont feel sad..ur name is also there. read 1st letter of each line.Gud mrng..

MORNING SMS

The single finger which wipes out tears during our failure is much better than the 10 fingers which come together to clap for our VICTORY.. Good mng